I'm king of the world!

This is a popular forum game that is completely and utterly about destroying everyone and thing around you.
Player 1: I'm king of the world!
Me: Well, Fang stabs you and now Fang is king of the world!
Use your Roleplay character as your fighter. This doesn't take away health or energy or anything, and you can always hop right up and fight again, even if you were just killed.

All forum rules apply: No spam, No flamming, No trolling, etc.
You cannot win the game. If you say "I kill Fang and become invinsible and win," your post will not count, and may be completely removed.
This is just a nice friendly game of kill your neighbor! Get it?
Well, then, I'll start:
Fang is king of the world!

Ramen swoops down on a Fell Beast and it eats Fang.

Ramen is king of the world!

Vertex flies into the air and does a bunch of rapid 360s, and barrels into Ramen's head.

Now Vertex is rula!

(Yeah, you got it, now all we need are more peoples. Shoulda thought of that earlier...)0

Fang is back and better than ever! He takes a chair and bashes it over Vertex's head, making him fall off a cliff.

FAng is king!

Vertex falls into water, which isn't a problem since he's not human! He jumps out of the water and onto the cliff. He jumped high into the air, and flew straight into the ground, making the floor under Fang collapse. Now Vertex am overlord! Bow down to his roundness!

I am king of the world and Dr Eggman is the loser of the world.

Antony, I don't think you get it. To become King of the World, you have to kill/injure the person above you. You can't jsut say that your king of the world without stopping the current king of the world.
My speach has de-throned you and I am now king of the world!

You maybe king of the world but when your robotersized I shall be King of the world.

I freeze you in ice and I destroyed their village while I blame you, then I took my place as king. Couple years later you awake from the ice and you're blamed for destroying the village and rocks are hurled at you.

Yes I am evil. Not in roleplay, here. MUAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!

I escape and carefully plant a bomb on your back causing you to blow up plus allowing me to be King of the world.

Acid rain falls on you. You melt. I am king.

Amy Rose kidnaps you and I become King of the world.